August 2012
Pick up line
Boy: I love that book that you're reading.
July 2012
15 tags
Ugh
Let’s hope this stomach bug I have is just a 24 hour thing. I really don’t like feeling like this. I just want to be able to eat again!!!!
h0rmonecasserole:
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
Reblog if you are a wizard
fatzdepenguin:
1.4 million wizards on Tumblr!
1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR
ALMOST 2
2 Million!
2.7 Million
Almost 3 Million!!!!
It’s SO. CLOSE. TO 3 MILLION.
7 MILLION WIZARDS
xheraclesx asked: i dream cum on you'r tits one day and you lick my cum
24 tags
Fucking A Man
Forgot to take my medication today which means I am yet again horny. I really just can’t wait for school to start so everyone will be back in Orono. I need to get myself a new special someone to sleep with. I will be accepting applications!!!! :)
( someone should come over and touch my no no spots. I’ll touch yours ;D!!!!)
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holy fucking balls
I am flying sky high right now. What a fucking great night. Watched people have sex right in front of me on my friend’s car. Shit was crazy and weird but yet I was so intrigued hahahaha. I couldn’t look away. Omg typing on this keyboard just feels amazing. EVERYONE must smoke from a gas mask once in their life because it is the most amazing thing in the world and it makes music sound...
